Category Archives: Catablog

Well,  where shall I start with this report.  What a time we have had.  We were told we were coming to a quiet country retreat where nothing much happened.  Wrong!  What will they throw at us next?  The first upset was when 2 strange cars turned up and 8 humans moved in – 4 largeContinue reading “Update from Billy”

OK, we’ve been here nearly 3 weeks and it’s time to catch up diary-wise. Have settled in well. The staff at this so-called boot camp are friendly enough and the food’s OK. Just like Farnham really: meaty stuff served up in jelly or gravy and different coloured biscuits. Not exactly 57 varieties but we goContinue reading “Daisy does her diary”

We are concerned that once again your seduction technique has caused problems with female agents.  I understand that your Welsh female contact has reported an assault by you in her bedroom despite earlier amorous advances by you.  You have been warned about this behaviour before and I insist that you maintain cordial relations with theContinue reading “Dispatch to Agent Billy from N”

Report 1 to Controllers M & N As requested we have infiltrated the friendlies in Wales and established base camp codename AGA.  Initial reconnoitering in the field has confirmed that there is a serious threat from BUNNY with destabilisation of infrastructure and environmental damage including a threat to human food supplies. We started training theContinue reading “Billy reports back to M (&N)”

The latest message from Wales: Billy’s sickie now a thing of the past. Daisy still v busy doing nothing although seemingly driven by  hectic schedule. Team psycho still diagnosing dodgy attention span. Oh well. Great news. The motivational video worked. 1900hrs and resident staff having dinner … Billy appears in training room with catch ofContinue reading “Run Rabbit Run”

Er … yes, about the Q&A session. Daisy’s 1st Q was: “where are we and what are we doing here?” Explained that Captain Cuthbert and Midshipperson Mo were off on the high seas. She and Billy were here to help us deal with the glut of rabbits in our fields. But … training came first.Continue reading “Billy takes a sickie”

Dick reported Billy 1, Daisy 2 in the mouse catching league but was clearly disappointed with a nil score on rabbits. Nigel urged Dick to praise them for their efforts to date and suggested a big game training programme, ie to catch rabbits. Dick decided on a team training session and recently sent the followingContinue reading “Rabbit catching training session does not go to plan”

What a journey! Daisy morphed out of her cat basket at the end of our road. We had to go back home, get cable ties and seal her in the basket much more securely. Daisy, aged 6, is not known for making any noise, in fact, we had barely heard her speak before this journey.Continue reading “Billy and Daisy go to Pembrokeshire”