‘Scandanavians stole our weather’

Stop press from NRMC The above headline has caused a major EU rift with accusations from the southern states and new joiner Croatia who is leading the protest.  As temperatures in Scotland and Scandanavia soar towards an unseasonal 30o the Eastern Mediterranean is shivering in cold and wet conditions.  A spokesperson for the Croatian government,Continue reading “‘Scandanavians stole our weather’”

A few days in and around Trogir

A place we have visited many times before and always enjoyed, although it was a new experience this time with strong winds followed by continuous torrential rain. The old town of Trogir, now a World Heritage Site, was once a Venetian stronghold made impregnable by impressive high walls. It was only a short walk acrossContinue reading “A few days in and around Trogir”

Dispatch to Agent Billy from N

We are concerned that once again your seduction technique has caused problems with female agents.  I understand that your Welsh female contact has reported an assault by you in her bedroom despite earlier amorous advances by you.  You have been warned about this behaviour before and I insist that you maintain cordial relations with theContinue reading “Dispatch to Agent Billy from N”

Billy reports back to M (&N)

Report 1 to Controllers M & N As requested we have infiltrated the friendlies in Wales and established base camp codename AGA.  Initial reconnoitering in the field has confirmed that there is a serious threat from BUNNY with destabilisation of infrastructure and environmental damage including a threat to human food supplies. We started training theContinue reading “Billy reports back to M (&N)”