Rabbit catching training session does not go to plan

Dick reported Billy 1, Daisy 2 in the mouse catching league but was clearly disappointed with a nil score on rabbits. Nigel urged Dick to praise them for their efforts to date and suggested a big game training programme, ie to catch rabbits. Dick decided on a team training session and recently sent the following progress update:

” decided to hold a motivational session today. Not sure how successful it was. Daisy kept looking out of the window and shot out of the cat flap a few times. (Team psycho diagnosis is short attention span.) Billy spent the entire session under the table playing with himself (and not the way you’re thinking. It involved spinning on the spot chasing his tail round. The floor has polished up just fine.)

After a light sachet lunch we had a Q&A session. Here’s a pic of Billy with his hand up ready, I thought, with an answer…..”

Maybe he was dreaming, check out this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYdDRTRaWr8&feature=youtube_gdata_player